That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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