she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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