I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You have to summon your inner elephant
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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