It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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