Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You pole danced in your parka.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.