just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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