he shaved USA in his pubs
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.