Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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