At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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