omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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