It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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