I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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