He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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