Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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