Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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