Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.