I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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