You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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