I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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