put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
How's work?
Spinning.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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