Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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