is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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