so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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