don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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