"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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