So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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