yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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