You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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