Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
