My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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