her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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