My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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