hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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