i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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