Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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