More tranny stories later!
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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