How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.