I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
my shit smells like andre
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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