with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You should frame my arrest warrant.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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