And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i can't believe i had my finger in that
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No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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