Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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