i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
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Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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