Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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