She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
