Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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