that's an acceptable place to lick
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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