i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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