: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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