You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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