Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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