she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Dicks are not precious.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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