At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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