he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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