Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
My pussy is not your playground.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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