just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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